Kim Kardashian Won't Read My Books

Well, that is only a partial truth. The reason she, and other celebrities, won't read my books is because they don't know about me. If they did, I would quickly become a household name - perhaps a bestselling author.

Even without Kim, I have gained world-wide notoriety as an author because of my association with Amazon. The most successful of my books Internationally being Halfway to Magnolia House. I suppose it is because of Europe's own participation in and continued fascination with stories involving the American Civil War. Nonetheless, if Kim wanted to read one of my books, she might find it a nice distraction from reading the tweets about her own day-to-day activities.